Oh dear. (Paragraph 6)
But there again… (Paragraph 2)
Although I did once say… (Paragraph 4)
The truth, I suspect, lies somewhere in between.
(No, not between the left one and the right one. Are you fixated or something?)
Update: I’ve left some extended spin-off thoughts in the comments. In many ways, they merit re-working into a proper post – but in other ways, I’m actually happier to leave them slightly buried. Yup, it’s a return to “confessional” blogging…