Sorry if I’m letting the side down, it would seem that testosterone demands a much higher post rate than I can muster, and the fellas are, it would seem, lapping me.
Not a pleasant sensation, I assure you, I feel like the name of ‘woman’ is tainted by my absence.
To score double girly points though;
I was abstaining to appear demure.
Playing hard to get
I didn’t have time, I was spending three hours deciding what to war…
I mean wear.