It is now 8.45 in the evening.
So go on, hazard a guess.
Bearing in mind that I have made no fewer than SEVEN new posts to this blog today.
Shall I tell you, then?
Shall I tell you how many BASTARD comments I’ve received since midnight last night, brackets excluding spam brackets?
ONE. That’s how many. Bastard ONE bastard comment.
(Thank you, Alan. You’re a gent.)
Am I doing something WRONG?
Have you all had a meeting behind my back? Are you all trying to teach me a lesson? Have I been sent to… wait for it… BLOGventry?
Blogland can be a bleak and lonely place at times like this.
And I can pout for England, I’ll have you know.
You don’t DESERVE me.