“Show me your motions, tra la la la la…”
Yes, well. Let’s just leave it there, before too many thoughts of brown wotsits in the ring intrude. One wouldn’t want to Go Too Far.
Just be grateful I didn’t start riffing on this weekend’s other crap pun:
Partum Perineum (The Gentleman’s Relish).
Look, it was FUNNY IN THE PUB, OK?