I have a STALKER, and she KNOWS where I LIVE.

Scroll down to Cottage diary: Friday, 5.15pm. Coincidence my arse!

I could swear those geraniums were bigger last week. She must be creeping around the PDMG after nightfall, with a pair of secateurs and a trophy trug.

Such are the perils of nano-celebrity.

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