He’ll never live like common people.

Channelling the spirit of Jarvis Cocker, Thursday night down The Foresters, twenty to two in the morning, shit-faced on cooking lager, lost in own private universe during the “27 Seconds Instrumental Interlude”.


Frankly darlings, the only honourable option is to leave the country.

(Photo courtesy of Miss Mish.)

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