ENS (and how to avoid it)

For those of you who may face this one day, here’s how to prepare for the onset of Empty Nest Syndrome.

1. Encourage your progeny to bring their friends home. They’ll squat in your garage, smoking “skunk”, so you get smoked grass windows and can’t see when they’ve gone.

(posted by Mr. D.)

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