I know, I know, Eurovision, BORING. And so, in order to aid your passage through these trying times, here’s a short stupid post, lifted from last night’s Twitter. I present it to you without further commentary; it’s perfect as it stands.
Me to K: “It always scares me when you open the Armagnac; it usually means you’re one step away from Captain Beefheart and public urination.”
troubled diva 