Open Mike #6 – Question 5.

z asks: Mike, honey, what makes you so Good? Not in the saintly sense of course.

Plenty of fresh food in my diet, the love of my man, nice socks, a sunny disposition and an enquiring mind.


A ready smile, a cute bum, a focus on the other person’s needs, and a great snogging technique.


Guilt, shame (or the lack of it), displacement activity, a neurotic fear of criticism, a competitive, heirarchical mindset and an ego the size of Leeds.


Peter Pan Syndrome, Olympic levels of denial, Molton Brown moisturiser and a resolute belief in Nirvana through Shallowness.


Let me take you by the hand, and lead you to my previous answer.

I’m warming up now, amn’t I?

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