Pam asks: What is the most embarrassing story you know about somebody else?
It has to be the one about the secret underwear fetishist who forgot to lock the bathroom door at his party. However, if you think I’m going to wantonly violate the Unwritten But Tacitly Accepted Bloggers’ Code in order to peddle a few cheap laughs… well bless my soul, what do you take me for? Away with you, temptress!
(But really, over his head? In front of the mirror? Goodness, how outré.)