Troubled Diva Proper is like the front room at a party, with everyone making polite – if rather strained – conversation on the couches.
Troubled Diva Xtra is like the kitchen at the same party, where all the juicy trash-talk is going on, and no-one gives a damn because they know the host so well.
(Except that there aren’t any comment boxes on Troubled Diva Xtra. At which point the analogy collapses, and I become more tempted than ever to add comment boxes to Troubled Diva Xtra, just to save the analogy. God, you think this stuff is planned?)
So.
Yes.
That’s an awfully pretty sidebar, isn’t it?
Yes, isn’t it.
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Have you visited the archives recently?
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Excuse me, I’ll be right back.