So, which one of our four contestants is the Real Me?
Is it Contestant Number One, the prancing, preening Judy-wannabe?
Is it Contestant Number Two, stranded on an open road and throwing himself at the mercy of passing truckers?
Is it Contestant Number Three, the playground tart who couldn’t stop pulling?
Or is it Contestant Number Four, inspired by a Trisha Eureka Moment?
The choice is yours. Please leave your vote in the comments box beneath this post. When a suitable period has elapsed, I shall then announce the winner.
And no psychological second-guessing based on the order of the contestants: the draw was decided by an online random number generator.
And no peeking in the comments box before casting your vote; you should come to an independent decision before opening it.
Have fun. And may the Gayest contestant win!
Update: Please cast your votes by Tuesday night (April 5th) at the latest. All will then be revealed on Wednesday.