My, what fun there is to be had with the St Andrews University Face Transformer!
Presenting the faces of my Life Partner K:
Verily, ’tis the stuff of nightmares.
And what a SHAME there wasn’t a decent sized full-face photo of myself to play around with.
Update:Oh, very well. It’s only fair, after all.
While Elderly Mike terrifies me (the whiskey-soaked bottom-pinching scourge of Harpenden Conservative Club), I think that Caucasian+ Mike (middle manager, keen gardener and church warden) possibly represents a truer articulation of my fears.
Whereas East Asian Mike is Bert Kwouk.
(Thanks to Gina Snowdoll for the link.)