57. Trendy Discotheque – Pay TV
We are glamorous girls, but also very smart. We think the poor are boring; they can’t afford to party at the… Trendy! Discotheque!
Tart, sharp, and oh so werry werry arch, Pay TV – a bunch of Swedish conceptual art pranksters slumming it for a laff – are the 2004 winners of the Vanilla Ninja prize for Best Eurovision National Finals Song Which Failed To Qualify. Melodifestivalen: once again, I salute your magnificence.