OK, I’m done.
(Christ, why am I even SITTING HERE? This is CRAZY. There are SHIRTS TO BE FOLDED.)
In my absence, please welcome a crack team of five guest contributors – all of them “local” – whose names you’ll find listed above.
I’ll let them introduce themselves, shall I?
Actually, given the appalling lateness of the hour, there isn’t really any alternative.
See you all again in early August.