K and I really enjoyed the recent Channel 4 documentary “The Sex Blog Girls“, starring our very own Zoe One Track.
Needless to say, this was my favourite part of the documentary. Two whole seconds of immortality (rounded up to the nearest whole number)! Why, I nearly wore out the pause button…
And then, just a few minutes later, this popped up:

“Darling!“, I squealed at my best beloved. “How could they have got you so wrong?“