Now, believe me, I really don’t want to do this. But Big Blogger has given me no choice.
This won’t take long. Please follow this link,, scroll down to the fourth post (the one called Fine!), then leave a message in the comments box, naming me and giving a simple reason why I should stay in the Big Blogger house.
If stuck for a reason, then may I suggest one of the following:
- Call me a dreamer, call me a mad impetuous fool, but I want to have his babies. There’s fine breeding stock in there, if only he knew it, and I feel it is my duty to help him propagate the family line.
- He makes me laugh; he makes me cry; but he never makes me angry.
- He’s like totally not fake yeah, he’s just like BEING HIMSELF and not being two faced and at the end of the day, right, that’s what really matters, end of.
- Sod the abdominal jut; just check out the ass!
As the person with the least number of supportive comments by the end of Tuesday will be automatically evicted, I am rather counting on your support in this matter.
Obviously, this is totally out of character, and strictly a one-off request. Blog-whore, moi? You must be confusing me with someone else.
As an added inducement, everyone who leaves a comment will be rewarded with a beautiful Troubled Diva coffee mug. Maybe there are limits to my desperation after all.