(posted by Aunt Cyn)
Hello, my dears. Oh, what a day it’s been! There was a serious jam explosion in my exquisite Laura Ashley kitchen earlier today, and there are the remains of what can only be described as ‘splattered’ loganberry simply everywhere. Fortunately, Tuesday is the day my lovely French cleaner, Jean-Paul, comes in to whip round the place with a duster, some J-cloths and Fairy Liquid Power. He’s a lovely boy. If I were twenty years younger … I’d still be too old for him.
Anyway, it turns out that young Michael – who’s no doubt chasing those lovely young French women in gay Paree as we speak – wanted me to do more during my week taking care of his website than just ramble on about my colourful, vibrant life. You may remember that I am the resident agony aunt on the Liechtenstein Mail & Herald – and we thought it would be a lovely idea to syndicate my advice column this week. I’ve dispensed my words of wisdom, pearls of advice and jolly homespun philosophies to Michael a number of times, and he’s always said to me, with pride, “Auntie Cyn, you’re full of it!” By which he means, of course, I’m full of problem-solving wisdom. He’s such a dear!
So for this week, and this week only, email me with your problems and I’ll attempt to solve them during my residency on Troubled Diva.
You can contact me at: auntiecyn@hotmail.com, whereupon I will discuss your problems with all my friends at the Liechtenstein Whist Club, before returning here with a response.
As I always say to my loyal readers – “If you can’t trust your Auntie, who can you trust?”
troubled diva 